the Sunday Rant: One day in the life of a 20 years old French Girl

Guys, I know you think girls are très complicated. We over-analyze, over-exaggerate, and overreact. We get mad at you for no reason, we cry when Bambi’s mother dies, and we don’t understand your obsession with football / cars/ boobies (take your pick). However when it comes to our daily lives, this may come as a shock, but we are a lot alike. (Quelle Suprise!) So to give you guys a better idea of what it’s really like to be a girl in college, I present to you, a day in the mind of a single girl:

Fuck, I’m late.
How many times have I missed this class already? 2. Damnit.
I don’t own any clothes.
Even if I did have clothes, what’s the point, I’m fat. Fat Fat Fat.
I need a coffee
Hmm, I wonder if anyone emailed me while I was sleeping...
No, I need to get ready for class. Whatever, it will only take a minute.
Freck, no email.

Maybe if I just put on big sunglasses no one will notice I don’t wear make up...
Foundation enhancer included
Yeah, big sunglasses are hot. ******Boy, I look good******
Where is the cute guy that’s in this class.
Please come, please please co—
Oh sweet, he’s here. And he’s sitting next to me.
I wonder what he’s like in bed.
I would dominate him...haha,
Maybe not....

Hey, that class went fast. **Hungry**
I haven’t had sex in ….. days/months/years, I need to get laid.
Oh wait, haha, nevermind, I’m a dumb7
Is it bad that I forgot about last weekend/night/month?
No, it wasn’t that good anyways.
Pheww

Going home. I hate walking.
I should go check my mailbox.YES, two letters.
I would like to inform you that you have an academic referral...
Fuck my fucking fucking FI teacher that whore.
I’m a hot Euro chick.
There’s that hot guy...Okay lemme pretend to keep reading this letter.
Blah blah blah, yeah that’s right, look over here bitch...Ok, whatever

I don’t feel like shaving.
They say the French don't shave, I should lead
I’m a hot Euro chick...No that’s gross. Shaving sucks, shaving sucks.
Done and done. If I don’t have sex tonight it was a waste to shave
I have to write a paper tonight. Yeeaah, no.
Leonardo DiCaprio is so hot.He has a girlfriend.Fuck her.
Alright, I’m going to look good at dinner tonight. I have NO clothes.

La la la....Yawn, I'm tired. I need to stop talking to myself.

Voila